Do you have too many friends? Are you too social? Do you wish you’d be able to spend less meaningful time with people? Here are some things you can do to avoid humans:

• Use headphones in public
• Use self checkout
• Use delivery apps with no contact delivery
• Work remotely
• Shop online
• Use drive-thru ATMs
• Mute all group chats
• Set phone to Do Not Disturb
• Use kiosks at airports and restraunts
• Buy groceries from 24-hour stores late at night
• Use automated car washes
• Use a home gym
• Wear sun glasses and face masks indoors
• Tint your car windows
• Keep curtains closed
• Use outdoor cameras to pre-screen people knocking
• Maintain no eye contact
• Always appear busy, answer everything with “I do not have time”
• Use closed body language
• Dress poorly
• Give one-word answers
• Never offer to help
• Let calls go to voicemail
• Don’t smile at strangers
• Park in the farthest spot away and reverse in for a quick exit
• Only engage with machines, not people, when there’s a choice
• Cross the street early to avoid passersby
• Move with destination level intent
• Don’t acknowledge panhandlers

If you apply all of these techniques, you’ll be sure to have all humans avoid you and you’ll finally be at peace.